I hate hoses.  I don't hate many things, but I hate hoses - and "kink free" hoses are the worst.  Does this look kink free to you?  I'm MAYBE 5' from the spigot and I've got hose issues. 

 What is going on with my tomatoes?  Look at all of those brown dead leave and wait, oh HECK NO!
Where did my 2 orange cherry tomatoes go?!

 Forget about Royal Baby Watch (which, I'm more than glad is over), I'm on official Cherry Tomato Watch!  I see another up and coming orange cherry tomato.  And I'll be watching it!!!!  Varments beware.  Maybe I need to move the squirrel cage out by the tomatoes.

Uhmmm Hmmmm  What do we have here by my cucumbers?  I wanna say it's the perfect size of our lab's paws, but I've not seen him there before and those are awfully close together.

We may have to invest in some silt fencing or chicken wire, or this  Hopefull Homestead will be Hopeless soon enough! =(